The Ballad Of The Buttz , Fartzbillies

Sung to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies …

Come listen to my story about a man named Buttz , a drunken old skunk everybody called Putz ,
one fine day he was drinkin’ like a fish , when out from the woods come a grinnin’ old witch … granny Fartz , that is , one toothless , stinky old hag.
Now the next thing you know old Buttz has been skunked , he stank so bad he fell into a funk ,
the kinfolk said , ‘Putz , get away from me!’ said ‘The outhouse is where you oughta be!’ so they chased him all the way from Tennessee to Beverly … Hills , that is , cesspools , porno stars.

 

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