The Boy Who Farted Too Much

The boy farted in class , causing his teachers and fellow students to laugh ,

he farted between classes on students in the halls ,

he farted in the boy’s room stalls ,

he farted here , he farted there , he farted everywhere ,

he farted during lunch , causing many a stomach to vomit much ,

sitting in crowds , he picked his nose and farted loud ,

he crapped his pants wherever he went , creating quite a scent ,

some people called him Pepe Le Pew ,

and you would too if the boy who farted too much , farted on you.